1. There was no power outage…… Beyonce’s ass just got in front of the flood lights.
  2. Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They’ll leave the lights on.
  3. Wow they had a football game at Beyonces concert!!!
  4. And the MVP of the Super Bowl is………The electric company.
  5. The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait…..
  6. 2 things that don’t mix Ray Lewis and the dark.
  7. Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted
  8. I appreciate the Super Bowl for uniting all Americans in our inability to read Roman numerals.
  9. Beyonce is rehearsing the Super Bowl half time show by practising lip syncing both her own and Madonna’s songs.
  10. Just in case a malfunction plays last year’s soundtrack.
  11. My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
  12. Super Bowl: when everyone suddenly becomes an expert in Football.
  13. Women –  I’ll pretend to care about the #SuperBowl if you pretend to care about #ValentinesDay.
  14. A Tucson Arizona cable television provider has apologized to area customers after 30-seconds of porn was mistakenly shown during the Super Bowl. Customers angrily called when programming returned to the Super Bowl.
  15. A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said. “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well, everyone kept yelling ‘Get the quarter back!'”