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Whore Jokes

Slut jokes are just whoreable.

 

Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?

A: Whore’s fcuk everyone at the party, Bitches fcuk everyone at the party except you.

 

Q: How do you make a hormone?

A: Stick a rusty fcuking chainsaw up her c*nt.

 

Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

A: Brothel sprouts.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A: A fcukin know-it-all!

 

Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a whore?

A: A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.

 

Q: What do you call a Serbian whore?

A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch

 

Q: What does bungee jumping and whores have in common?

A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

 

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese whore that had a black baby?

A: She named him Sum Ting Wong!

 

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?

A: They like the part where the whore gives the money back.

 

Q: What do you call a whore with no legs?

A: A nightcrawler!

 

Q: What’s the difference between your job and a Dead Whore?

A: Your job still sucks!

 

Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a hockey player?

A: A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods

 

 

 

 

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