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“Do you have to use a stylus pen”, the wife snapped. “Well, it stops smudges and is more hygienic”, I retorted. “You’re fingering me Dave, you’re not on the dam iPhone now “

 

 

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No matter what they did to you to make you hate them, you just can’t forget about someone that was good in bed.

 

 

 

 

 

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iPhone users update:- I’ll screenshot it, I’ll tweet about it, I’ll Instagram it, I’ll write a blog about it, I’ll delete half of my contents for it, I’ll get enraged about it.Android users update:- *clicks update, gets on with life*