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Paul Ross has admitted fcuking a man for a year, sucking drugs off his face and dogging in a car park near his home. When asked what he was most embarrassed about, the married father of four said, “I still work for the BBC.”

 

 

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So someone on 4Chan has released hacked nude photos of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, the Olson twins and Mila Kunis. One the one hand this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but on the other hand………………..well that hand is busy.

 

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I saw an article in the papers saying, “Have you seen this man?” with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, “No, I haven’t.”

 

 

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Daley Blind signs for Manchester United.When asked where he would play, Louis van Gaal replied, “At this rate, I’d say in the Championship.”

 

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I met a girl in a nightclub and told her, “I’m going to fcuk you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine.”She replied, “Wow! Let’s go – it’s good to find a man with such stamina these days.”For some reason, she didn’t seem too impressed when […]